Metro, a school of life!
Metro. As in London, even here in Paris there are thousands of tunnels, thousands of escalators up and down the "tubes" with the underground trains to travel from one end of town. Ierisera I've a train, apparently driven by a novice (it was a woman, but it means nothing at all!) , which went like a Stromboli, but that stopped and started as un'indemoniata! So much so that a lady took off from the seat, then bursting into laughter amused. I wanted to see if going to slam into something would have laughed, I say no!
And then the siren sounds before the closing of doors is deafening and nerve-wracking, that a little, just you sitting there, under the loudspeakers, remain deaf to stop at stop! The funny thing is the recorded voice that tells you each time the train is coming, even if we are to move, you and the appointment twice, the first in a strong, direct and concise, "Tarara!" the second almost regret it, and scanned at a lower tone, "ta-ra-ra ..!". Here, pronuccia want to learn? All underground! Li
then, hallelujah, there are signs translated! "Do not move out of the car" and so on, but the thing that struck me is the translation full of errors and horrors! That is, on the Paris Metro, there are signs written by a 7 year old child who goes to school a few months?? The phrase in question is this, the carry-over as it is written in white on gray: "I do not get more out of the car after on the operation of the signal". Now, I explain why we are attentive to the commas in the translations of the villages on public transport (I think ... I have never been made to translate the signs have already been translated!) By, say, in the most remote provinces, and those in Italian on the Paris metro to die laughing as they were written? But the series is, "that we not give us one of you"? But the figure Barbina succeeded to let them know? I do, I translate him? Mah!
The other day I witnessed a terrible scene, but fun at the most. I was there, as beautiful as ever, sitting and waiting for my stop to return to the hotel Defance when to stop before entering a mother and daughter with a big pink box of Hello Kitty to play, and they start sit. Then comes a man bria that leans against the door, and I tell you that though there were more than three meters from me to him, he felt that he had been drinking ... enough! As the mother explained something to her daughter happy for the new game, the tram again in a somewhat 'rough and the man loses his balance and walks towards them almost falling down, unbutton a nice and loud "Putten" in its grins the girl! I will not tell the face of the mother who had to pretend nothing has happened and continue talking to the girl who had been visibly upset and uncertain! Ahahahaah!!
Oh then, I have fun with nothing ... sometimes!
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