Take A Bath After Hysterectomy

Topastra !!!!! How wonderful!

report here a monologue by Stefano Benni, beautiful!

...

Log vestitaccio Lucia dressed in gray, with the belt hanging down and a hat. Dressed topastra. She is eating a piece of cauliflower. It Gorge and wipes her mouth with his hand, then the public sees and sniffs his hand, arm, armpits ...

stink? ... To me I do not think ... No, I just stink stink ... I do not think ...
It felt a little 'thing happened to me this morning. I go out for a ride from the sewer ... I had a certain appetite ... I say go to the market, maybe find some nice gear vegetables, a good melon or a nice piece of rotten meat pastry than that bitch on ... Oh God, not always the way bitch! Sometimes I saw some remains of an autopsy on the counter, some chickens bruises, stiff ...

Be 'In short, this morning I stopped by my favorite supplier, the pescivendolona, \u200b\u200bthe beautiful rugged, square, has two calves that seem a porch columns ... smear and sneaking under his counter and aaaaah! (Scream in terror) I see you? A monster, a pesciaccio with open eye, an alien mauled, bitten, half-bone out, smelly ... in short, a wonder!

And she stepped on him with his feet, draw: schizzan away the guts ... and the ripest, tracks, via the eye ... Meanwhile, customers and says: "All things fresh, caught tonight, the is alive, is alive."

But it 'tonight! I saw them I trucks of frozen last week, this stuff is cool to like you, my dear pescivendolona! And meanwhile I'm crawled right under her skirt ... and I do not turn up because of the bad stuff I've already seen enough in my life ... and gnaffete! I take in my mouth the alien, the pesciaccio rotten, and when you go do for the eye That throws e. ..

"aaaaah! The sorcaccia!"
Sorcaccia, understand? So call me. Ah, for the names that have both a delicacy ... the "mice", the "clipping", the "rat", the "pongaccia", the "Mardona ...

And as if that were not enough, jump on the chair shot from crashing, and starts shouting: "Kill them, Kill them! Yuck, yuck! Uh, uh."

Got it? Yuck ... me. A rat elegant, slim, with a beautiful coat color noisette ... (Assumes pose mannequin is smooth)

not have the softness of the mink, I agree, is a bit 'more abbourriffé ... but it is waterproof. If you fall into the canal with vision ... down down down down ... damn, if you fall into the canal with my hair, go up, draw, a little shake, dry as before!

Tell me how disgusting! A rat healthy, strong, sporty ... (Takes off his jacket and shirt is in all holes) Yes, because there below us was vaccinated against everything!

(Sniff) Be ', will be a What odorino ... the closed, but I am disgusting? She then, pescivendolona?! One hundred and thirty pounds, the T-shirt over Fiorello, lacquers, dyes, a kilo of plaster in the face, and spread throughout the body, fish scales, and blood ammonia, with those two polpaccioni from striker and two mules pulling up all the sewage that gouache Floor ... Ciacchi Ciacchi ... smoke and then smoke ... Ciacchi Ciacchi ... smokes and smokes ... cough cough ... Ciacchi Ciacchi, pu pu scatarra, spitting, splaff ... Some seem a spit that chops! We are getting ahead of us, understand?

But to you to suck! (Shouting furious)

At this point all the shopkeepers market are made to make the play. A mouse! A mouse! Oh, how strange! Had never seen in these parts ...

But that 'there we are a building of one million and a half into the sewer below! And now the butcher takes a broom, avenging the sweepers to kill me, okay? And to me I have to run away, burrowing under the counters, in the middle of the slurry, and their rummaging with a broom, to slaughter ...
(dance, music, flying the broom)

Finally I was saved! I am a bit 'relaxed ... I hear a lady saying: "Of course there's the rats, are attracted to the dirt." Attracted? What do you mean? Drawn! The Ce pull your head in the dirt, which attracted more ... It would be like saying Hiroshima was attracted by the atomic bomb!

And the grocer adds: "cursed beast, Vivona down there and grow fat! Yesterday I have seen a long way."

obvious, but you only need to grow? But between you mica say: "Yesterday I saw my friend Carla, was in a wheelchair bimbaccio so long." Also we eat, we grow. It is the nature. It is normal.

Or that it must be mice in life? Have you seen too much Walt Disney, you!

And there is also a child with her cool little voice that says, "Dad, it is true that mice attack the disease? ". Of course, you attack them there with us and we will laugh at the back.

But what made me mount a rage, but rage ... .. a . ... so a rage, was one who said: "I see them always in the canal behind my house, swim in shit."

So I have not seen more. I jumped on the counter like a panther . Just in the middle of the shrimp. I flew in the face of the two sole lady, wishy wishy, \u200b\u200btwo slaps! And I yelled "Oh ... Oooooooooooh. "

I was so angry that I could not speak. Then I'm back and I said, 'But the channel, shit, who has filled? I? No, you've filled up, with your ass, my dear young man, you and your child with Culina, and her lady pescivendolona Chiappone with the dish that is to be found. "

" Kill them! "Repeated the fishmonger.

"Shut up you know!" I burnt myself. "Shut up. I have seen shining fish with alcohol and glazed the eye with vetril, to make it look more lively! As for you, my dear butcher, once you have stolen twenty ground balls. A massacre down the drain. One hundred and forty poisoned to death, including the poor grandfather who vomited and said, 'Boys, but where you have taken Cotesta meatballs, the morgue? ". He died between spasms, swollen that he looked like a hamster!

lady And she, with her dog ... Pssss ... Pssss ... piss on all sides, spring on the ground of mountains, fucked up, they always end up inside us with his nose! And then I saw it with his dairy clean every night, with Coca-Cola, rivers, sewers when it comes to the boil ago, worse than muriatic acid!

And all that foam detergent thrown down? That our kids sneeze: etcì, etcì ... What, Mom, it's the snow? ... Of course, darling, it's snow ... Other than Walt Disney! "
(pause)
" I explained? So, we do away with these names: pongaccia, sorcaccia, rat, Mardonius ... but who is?

mica I call you: Lardos, disgusting, drooling ... fracicone, fennel, filthy thief ... etc.. etc..! Well here in advance so you have to call me: Ms. Topa!

Topa Excuse me lady - you have to say - because she scares me, could you please move away from my feet?
It takes so little!
Or Topa lady, I understand that she is hungry and wants to have a snack here, but our customers are a bit '... prejudiced against rats, they are a bit '... say the word racist!.. Could you please return at closing time? We leave a little something.
only need a minimum of civilization.

We will swallow your shit, shut up and good, and you are under, so that you can say that here above the world is clean ... you'll understand!

Too easy! But enough. Otherwise it is all together and confiscates everything: bananas, bread, pasta, cheese, truffles ... yes, even with truffles quell'odorino sewer ... boni! Because we are many and if you are all together in your beautiful store full of all good things, it makes a mess! Got it? A slaughterhouse! "
(pause)
Silence. I had silenced everyone.
(pause)
"He's right!" said the child suddenly. How? I could not believe my ears.

"After all is not so bad," said the lady, "it is true, has a beautiful coat, you could do ... in theory ... just a fur coat. It has the color of a some wild mink ... And that tail, so pretty ... you will you will! "

"It's loud, and stocky, is an alternative. It comes from below, from the beating heart of the underground!" said a guy with a leather jacket.

"I read that they are very loyal to each other," said another professor from the air, "and have a great sense of family ..."

will! I do not understand anything!

The fishmonger came my way smiling and said: "Madam Topa, I understand, I too am a victim of a culture fallocratica." Do ... what? "A culture that teaches women to be afraid of Sorce. In fact, the word mice also indicates, in derogatory sense, the female genitalia. So sympathize with her. Come to my desk to use even when it believes, chirping .., bar ... neigh ... so do what you believe and I give you what you want. How about these quasi mullet fresh? "

" No, come to me first, my dear little mouse, "said the grocer.

" I have a mortadella di Modena, the kiss! "

" It allows "jumped on the butcher," as pointed out earlier incident quell'increscioso de 'Porpetto failed, I would like to remedy' co 'I drink piece of thread that I consider worthy of class-der and to taste! "He bowed and began to clap ...
(Music for carillon, ballet-dream)
Incredible!
fact is not true. It's a lie, a dream ... a dream that I do sometimes with my eyes open the dream ... of being treated, for once in my life, with the dignity they deserve, we ... there below us.

has a moment of emotion, gets up and rubs his nose, then continues to pull up sniffing her hand, looks back at the audience with a challenge.
stink?
(pause)
you stink! Do a little 'as you want and call me what you like, but remember: we are patient and ingoian all your poison, but one day ...

One day you discover the manhole covers, Levan is the mouse! Six hundred billion we are! Yes, six hundred billion mice together around the world. Got the number? Cock your ... Seicento billion tails upright like bayonets! You will hear a little noise at the door ... "Honey, there must be a rat out there, go, kill it with a broom, quick!" This opens the door ... an army! Miles and miles of mice!
(makes the sign with his fingers 6)
Six hundred billion. Three hundred head touch there!
(it sniffs for the last time)
stink? How, stink? No. In fact, perfume!

...

And I also found a video starring Elena Vangi, stage actress!

What a beauty !!!!!
:-)))

Here