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Breakfast in bed? No really! Stories

This is the first speech of the year 20-10, and being in late February, it also seems pointless to wish me a happy new year ... ach ... I told you! Ok, let's move on. I aspettatto so simply because I had nothing to say, that my ideas were going to hell. I am a Drag "impregnated", you know! But anyway ...

morning morning (very archaic mode of expression, but the rest is the Italian language!) listening to the radio in the car and talked about breakfast in bed. Breakfast in bed ... What is this??
No, I say, breakfast in bed, have you ever made?? I think not, except when small and sick, his mother, moved and touched with pity, he took the hot milk or tea tray in bed, never to catch a cold or just because the temperature was about 40 and no sign of down. But normal things?? Also no!

But let's start from the beginning: to make us want breakfast in bed tray with folding legs that are home to the best shops and costing a bang! Obviously you need a service to "ad hoc", saucer, bowl or cup, milk jug, sugar bowl, saucer port brioche, the pebbles of butter, one for the jam, various spoons, knives and boxcutters, the glass water or orange juice, up to the potty with the flower inside. Of course everything must be very small, or instead of the tray it will take you to Piazza Navona hold everything!
But let's move on. In addition to everything you need is also the person willing to get breakfast in bed, because if you need to prepare for you and then go to bed, it means that you have every Friday, as they say! But in fact, found the person! Found it? Well, that assicurartevi we should not get up at 6:00 to go to work, I see there at 4:00 to warm up a bit 'of milk and get everything ready for you to find the tray in hand as soon as he wakes up, with the risk that you pull Wake itself, if it finds a blunt object larger, or that is a cuddly!
Above you will find a person who eats in the morning without any problems, do not tell you - "No really, if you want to see vomit?" - Which is not very rewarding, as it will kill you to prepare to bring him breakfast in bed! ! That's also remember to turn first a bit 'soft music ... not the radio, the morning part in "trumpet" by Lady Gaga on all frequencies to wake you up instantly!
But then, find everything you need, tray, crockery and colazionante, who gets the crumbs off the bed, the room in order to prevent the ants come in droves, and to prevent the next night in bed or worse sugar jam I glued up everywhere?? To you?? But you really want to hurt you, then! Pay attention to me, give yourselves a dinner!