I know, I know, this is time to leave, and I should talk about holidays and travel, but these lessons are too good to leave buried in a drawer. lessons are devoted to managers and aspiring, and those who want to improve and never take love seriously ... :)
Lesson No. 1
A man goes into the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time the doorbell ring.
She wraps a towel around the body, running down the stairs and goes to open the door is John, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says, now I give you 800 Euro cash if you drop the towel! And reflects a moment in the towel is on the ground ... He looks to bottom and from the agreed sum. her, a bit 'shaken, but happy for the small fortune earned in a flash back to the bathroom. Her husband, still in the shower asked who he was at the door. She says was John.
Husband: perfect, I returned the 800 € that I paid?
Moral No. 1: If you work in teams, share more information
Lesson No. 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is taken back to a young nun convent. The priest can not you look away from his legs crossed. Suddenly
rests his hand on the right thigh of a nun. She looks at him and said: Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest immediately withdrew his hand and is lost in a thousand excuses. Shortly after taking advantage of a change of gear, let his hand touches the thigh of religious undeterred repeats: Father, remember Psalm 129?
mortified, withdrew his hand, mumbling an excuse. Arriving at the convent, the nun goes without saying a word. The priest, seized by remorse dell'insano gesture rushes on the Bible in search of Psalm 129.
Psalm 129: Go ahead, higher and higher, you will find the glory ...
Moral No. 2: At work, always be well informed!
Lesson No. 3
A representative, an employee and a director of personnel leaving the office at noon and go to a restaurant when on a bench found an old lamp oil. The
and rub the genie appears.
"Generally, three wishes, but as you are three, you'll have one each."
The employee pushes the other and crying
"it's up to me, to me .... I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, always on holiday, without any thought that might disturb my peace." Having said that vanishes. The representative crying to me, to me, it's my turn! I want to enjoy a
pinacolada on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams! "And vanishes.
It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer. I want those two come back after lunch to work!
Moral # 3: Always let the boss to speak first!
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