Saturday, November 1, 2008

Quotes On Hating Cocky People

Florence's train!

Then, a month or so I'm taking the train that goes to Florence (for those who understand "Via Firenze") and when I get up I can say that it is still empty (at 7.30 who want to take the train? I, no?) , so I sit down next to the window, I pull out the headphones and listen to the radio (lately I feel like Platinette, but a central piece of the trail the band greets me and I do not feel anything! Damn!) or previously uploaded my songs on my mobile phone multifunction (as I'm ahead!) .
So far so normal, right?! The beauty is now!

The rudeness of the people has reached extreme levels, I swear!

Then, when you sit next to someone, it is used to ask " is free, can I? ", it is obvious that it is free, and you can sit down, but kindness is always good to ask! Then if thou hast
Small bags full of handbags and do not know what, let's put on the grill immediately suitcase without taking up fifteen seats so as not to embarrass the poor man that only seeks a seat!
Also, if you do not like to sit near the window, I understand, but avoids looking up to heaven if someone asks you a chance to sit him at the window seat, especially if they opened the tablet PC and so davati for you and touches you disassemble everything to pass it, but you put yourself near the window so you will not break if you lower the bar (not the toilet ..!) mountains above us, and your PC! And what the heck!
But then, in addition to not ask Thee to sit down with you strabacchi elbows, infilandili in the kidneys of the other person, because thou hast to read your book sitting comfortably full advantage of the arms (also one half) ?! But blissful ignorance!
Obviously, you kind person you fold a bit 'more to your place, given that Trenitalia does not offer that much comfortable armchairs and large. But if you put that you're not just a broomstick, but slightly overflowing ... Goodness ..!
Never mind then the ringing of mobile phones with many different possible volumes "clubbers", but at least avoids the car to let everyone know your facts and disturbing others with your laughter, but sadness!
In summary, more than one train passengers, looks like a cattle car with free rein! But
poor girl (I'm talking about me ... had understood?) forced to travel on a train of terrible events ... Thank goodness every now and spend a few discreet man you can gaze at as you like collapsing on the landscape that I see out the window!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Knock Off Hobo Lauren Wallet

Taxi drivers in Naples!

Then, for the uninitiated are here for job (not to disguise ..!) and are definitely in a hotel ... Fantastic, in the company of my colleagues. Everything else is quite normal and beautiful: Naples is a wonderful city!
Monuments, streets, castles, streets, churches, districts and especially the Neapolitans! But as amazing!
Oh, you do not pass on the strips and are very noisy, but they are trifles ... Taxi drivers are phenomenal, as we take a couple a day I can know something, they come with their cars with the seats "sealed" from PVC, with high and surpassing the radio in all directions. Are always attached to the horn and flashing even if they have nesun front, but they do it quietly, without disturbing too much to ask you the last meters of the life, death and wonders why you're here in this beautiful city!
What, you want more?

Monday, September 8, 2008

How To No If A Scorpio Is Falling For You

Summary of a summer ... But Antonio is still hot!

It is true, yet it is not over even though we are already in the first week of September ... but the summer is now come to an end! Ahahahahaah! (... It seems that we enjoy ... mah!)
And what has brought me, in addition to its tremendous sweaty bra?? But taaante things, you know .. you know that curiosity killed the cat?? (poor beast, but that made you ill?)
Well, come, let's say I spent a summer full of fun and varied selection of events and people who have accompanied me all the time. An event that stands out for publicity stunt has been done on the road all summer and had its peak during the Friendly Versilia Night in Torre del Lago: the GA-Fi !
No, I'm not saying bad words, I would look ... then its word is not, eh!
The GA-Fi is a new energy drink, the name is actually an acronym which indicates the flowers guarana content, along with peach juice, orange, pineapple and passion fruit. It's not bad, even then pretty cool, if one wants with vodka is very good.
But the funny thing was to joke about it straight! We were at the kiosk of Priscilla Coffee them to the event, all dressed in full regalia and we would, so even low end, to attract people with the phrase a little 'shouted - "The want the 5-fi-ga ?????!!!!", € "Do you give to the fi-ga € 5, you want more ???!!" .
Oh, you know that we have sold the speakers?! A everybody, young, old, men (but a bit 'worried, they were still unprepared, and who was accompanied remained a bit 'worried ...) , women, gay (not just there for them ... then they realized that there was no danger!) , lesbian (those who are going crazy ... I wonder why ..?! Pure soccer we are available to play, mah!) short, everyone!

So for days yet torrid end of this summer, come to Priscilla Cafe Torre del Lago and ask for a Fi -GA, I tell them that I recommend it!
is the I know, advertising is ... but it's fun!
Type: "Have you ever tried it with pears??"
Ahahahaahhhaahah! (Me so 'stupid, guys!)