Monday, September 8, 2008

How To No If A Scorpio Is Falling For You

Summary of a summer ... But Antonio is still hot!

It is true, yet it is not over even though we are already in the first week of September ... but the summer is now come to an end! Ahahahahaah! (... It seems that we enjoy ... mah!)
And what has brought me, in addition to its tremendous sweaty bra?? But taaante things, you know .. you know that curiosity killed the cat?? (poor beast, but that made you ill?)
Well, come, let's say I spent a summer full of fun and varied selection of events and people who have accompanied me all the time. An event that stands out for publicity stunt has been done on the road all summer and had its peak during the Friendly Versilia Night in Torre del Lago: the GA-Fi !
No, I'm not saying bad words, I would look ... then its word is not, eh!
The GA-Fi is a new energy drink, the name is actually an acronym which indicates the flowers guarana content, along with peach juice, orange, pineapple and passion fruit. It's not bad, even then pretty cool, if one wants with vodka is very good.
But the funny thing was to joke about it straight! We were at the kiosk of Priscilla Coffee them to the event, all dressed in full regalia and we would, so even low end, to attract people with the phrase a little 'shouted - "The want the 5-fi-ga ?????!!!!", € "Do you give to the fi-ga € 5, you want more ???!!" .
Oh, you know that we have sold the speakers?! A everybody, young, old, men (but a bit 'worried, they were still unprepared, and who was accompanied remained a bit 'worried ...) , women, gay (not just there for them ... then they realized that there was no danger!) , lesbian (those who are going crazy ... I wonder why ..?! Pure soccer we are available to play, mah!) short, everyone!

So for days yet torrid end of this summer, come to Priscilla Cafe Torre del Lago and ask for a Fi -GA, I tell them that I recommend it!
is the I know, advertising is ... but it's fun!
Type: "Have you ever tried it with pears??"
Ahahahaahhhaahah! (Me so 'stupid, guys!)


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

How Do Pearl Thongs Work?

advancing age ... or the belly?

Then I came to an end. I realized just now that you have put twice the opening dialogue of "Friends, accomplices, lovers, the movie!
It 's just old age looming! In a bit 'I begin to hear voices (eh? You have guessed?) , staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... (eh?? Yes I am shut up!) .

But 'nuff said Ciancio and bands (this joke is mine! If you've heard from other qualc'un is why I have copied the same, that is!) , back on track, go with the Mazzurco! (Oh then I'm quite aged!)
And if the belly forward, as I said in the title, just a corset and someone who pulls the strings! Why renounce the good things in life?! I already had to give up health ..!

But aside from anything you wanted him to say so 'tired, weak and co' nerves! I spent 'I'm a kick on his heels last month as I was by no mo', I seem to have made the Paris-Dakar ( or whatever you write, but just meant ... and who wants to understand in-tent, all others in a caravan!) , it seems to me that he had performed all the labors of Hercules ... I have overdone it?! But you know who weeps not Puppa! ;-)
way back to relax ... :-)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Star Choice Motorola Remote Programing

Friends, accomplices, lovers ... Awesome!

Below is the monologue that is done by "Arnold" or Harvey Fierstein great American actor, in what I think is the most beautiful films of all time. The story you read on the title link, or otherwise if you look on google to find it. I recommend renting ... or download it if you do not find in any video store!
But it's so beautiful that the mere fact of having found the opening monologue, I am not in the wig ... that is restricted by washing? Boh! Meanwhile, enjoy this poem!
:-))

or I think my biggest problem is to be young and beautiful.
Hmmm ... is' a problem because they are neither young nor beautiful. Oh, I was beautiful and I was too young, but never the two together ... not so much if they have never noticed no.
You see, a psychologist friend of mine believes that this is the reason of the attraction on some army men subtly described as old and ugly, in my view underestimates my mignottaggine. It '... that a bad guy who goes after a nice guy and just remedy Rogne, but a person who flirts with a pretty bad guy, the money for the taxi at least remedy them!
I too have fallen in love with a pretty face, les jeux sont faits but when ... give me a toad with a pot of gold, and I assure you three meals a day, for treasure, so they are all toads when you turn off light. O abundance, or famine: it is the light that you have fear! It 's true: a good thing you enjoy it until she rises before dawn. (Gives a shot to the cigarette)
There is another species from which you have to be very large: the desperate. The desperate are divided into three broad categories: married, those passing through for the weekend, the hopelessly heterosexual. And those adventures are the worst. One
we ventured, his eyes wide open, knowing all the limitations, accepting them with great maturity. And patapumfete, you find yourself writing the headings of the broken hearts of tens or consult fortune tellers. And you go around asking "what happened to me?"
I'll tell you it happened: you got what you were looking for: someone who believes so much that they can handle a mature relationship is already desperate to start as a masochist who does enrich the publishers of horror novels just for the sake of read stuff that scares them.
Uhm .. What do you think ... wonderful, eh? (Holding up a scarf on his face). A little 'patience, work is still ongoing!
For those of you who have not already guessed, I am a transvestite ... or what's left. They are known by the name of Virginia Ham, as if to say "Virginia Prosciuttona" but there I had many of the names of battle: Me Allah puts it, Cucca Mi Lano, Chiara Seer, Deep Throat, Bang Bang La Desh ... Yes, I am a member of a species from extinction. When the Constitution to recognize gay equality, I and people like me we will get swept under the rug, just as blacks have done with Uncle Tom. But that's okay.
Hey, with this face and this voice what am I to worry? I can always do the longshoreman!
There are easier things in this world of craft in disguise ... but I have no other choice ... because ... as I try ... I can not walk without heels! (Laughter)
You know, once there was a guy named Charlie. Oh, did everything you could want for a relationship: he was very tall, beautiful, rich, dull. The deafness was the best. He never screamed with me, he never complained because they snore, had friends calm and quiet. I also learned something of the language signs. Oh, I remember someone: "cockroach", this is "fuck." Ah, this is my favorite. It means "I love you." And I really loved her, but "not" enough ".
You see, in my life I've slept with more men than it designates the Bible, Old and New Testament together. And never once a he said "Arnold, I love you" so sadly. So I ask myself: you care seriously? And in the end, the only honest answer I can give me is: Yes, I would like. I would like very much. But "no" enough. "