Sunday, December 14, 2008

Mike Luzansky Bankrupt

E 'in the rain ... that goes a bit' of attitude!

This is a period of rain , coming down which is a beauty! Vien so much rain that would come out of the Arno, so that for safety do not go on strike on railways. And luckily! You know that I feel uncomfortable because in this period have become commuter!? For heaven's sake, I'm with the strikers who do it for those few who want to deny rights to a poor worker and taxed too! But if not done selfishly am happier ..!
But back to rain.
Have you ever wondered if when it rains you can still be polite? Let me explain
(said the sheet out of the washing machine! Ahahahaha!) , six of them in the rain with your umbrella, is raining incessantly and you're going along the sidewalk is full of overflowing water air outlets. You must be careful not to soak your beautiful shoes, not to clash with other umbrellas, to keep away the head and purse, then you could phone rings, you're late to work, you still have a little 'way to go for reach your destination. pedestrian lights are ready to take the red , pedestrian traffic lights ... not exist, thou hast come down from the sidewalk and you have to jump in front of the lake (apparently spotted c'abbiano Lochness!) , plus the wind is whipping from right and left (not politically, at least!) and you're soaking like a kitten out of the house! But there's more! When cross
someone else in your same circumstances, you do? The kindness you do to understand it and then try to facilitate it, hoping to be reciprocated ... or there and beat your umbrella clash with each other while still trying to cavargli an eye??
this happens to me! Now I am a bit 'over the top ... in the sense that with my height I who are more easy to raise the umbrella to pass another bill and I am the rain other than gently moving, but even if they take advantage, who cares if I bath ! (Son was a little 'convoluted, but I hope to understand myself made, I'm writing with the excitement of the thing!) .
Not to mention that if there is a puddle in front of I do not favor the move, but "your death vita mea" and I touched the wet Chanell suede! Not to mention the machines, it seems to make a tender to invest with the 'wave dirty roads! And you poor thing all wet rails against them until the eighth generation!
Then finally stopped raining, but the danger is not over yet! The puddles are still popular, despite the umbrella is closed, you find yourself brake suddenly (with the risk of making a disastrous fall to the ground ... and further soaked!) because the guy in front of you is twirling his umbrella behind him like a schoolgirl, was not even Fred Astaire! Or as you walk the points in all directions, fires the right one, without thinking of the danger that you're doing to all the poor unfortunate people, but within 2 of your feet!
But I say, can you? But regardless of what you do with an instrument so dangerous, no?!
but my mother did not taught you anything? What was lost between currant aromas and ??
... Oh God, I can understand it though ..!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sims 2 Footed Pajamas

Tarara!

Then, this summer is that there is " Tarara, got a fist dall'incosapevole creator and made ours.
Let me explain what it is. (also not to understand?)
A warm summer evening, but it comes immediately after June 21 (since the summer really began that day, before the weather was cold and rainy!) , a regular customer the room where we worked, full of Sanbuca (liquor ... not the patron saint of gay!) approaches the station and decides he wants to sing karaoke at all costs.
So far nothing new, is full of drunks who want to blow off steam at all costs!
course taken by the force of his unconsciousness, he decided to sing "crazy idea" (but I swear I would have been more plausible "Mad IKEA "!!!) Patty Pravo.
too far, so good ... also sing a little 'chewed and the belief to sing like Patty Pravo was fine.
But the catch was that, despite the words across the display, he was without his glasses and not to mention full of alcohol in the body and the character who is, get out here in these words:
"You guide ... Tarara ... hello! "
Where "Tarara" is to complete a sentence that we accidentally forgotten and the "hello" emphasizes that we realized and we realize that we messed ... Tarara! This
for us Drastik Queen has become our motto: "You guide ... .. hello !!!"! Tarara We
Our fact and we are exporting everywhere we go, continually changing meaning depending on the situation that we propina front ... Tarara!
Hello!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Quotes On Hating Cocky People

Florence's train!

Then, a month or so I'm taking the train that goes to Florence (for those who understand "Via Firenze") and when I get up I can say that it is still empty (at 7.30 who want to take the train? I, no?) , so I sit down next to the window, I pull out the headphones and listen to the radio (lately I feel like Platinette, but a central piece of the trail the band greets me and I do not feel anything! Damn!) or previously uploaded my songs on my mobile phone multifunction (as I'm ahead!) .
So far so normal, right?! The beauty is now!

The rudeness of the people has reached extreme levels, I swear!

Then, when you sit next to someone, it is used to ask " is free, can I? ", it is obvious that it is free, and you can sit down, but kindness is always good to ask! Then if thou hast
Small bags full of handbags and do not know what, let's put on the grill immediately suitcase without taking up fifteen seats so as not to embarrass the poor man that only seeks a seat!
Also, if you do not like to sit near the window, I understand, but avoids looking up to heaven if someone asks you a chance to sit him at the window seat, especially if they opened the tablet PC and so davati for you and touches you disassemble everything to pass it, but you put yourself near the window so you will not break if you lower the bar (not the toilet ..!) mountains above us, and your PC! And what the heck!
But then, in addition to not ask Thee to sit down with you strabacchi elbows, infilandili in the kidneys of the other person, because thou hast to read your book sitting comfortably full advantage of the arms (also one half) ?! But blissful ignorance!
Obviously, you kind person you fold a bit 'more to your place, given that Trenitalia does not offer that much comfortable armchairs and large. But if you put that you're not just a broomstick, but slightly overflowing ... Goodness ..!
Never mind then the ringing of mobile phones with many different possible volumes "clubbers", but at least avoids the car to let everyone know your facts and disturbing others with your laughter, but sadness!
In summary, more than one train passengers, looks like a cattle car with free rein! But
poor girl (I'm talking about me ... had understood?) forced to travel on a train of terrible events ... Thank goodness every now and spend a few discreet man you can gaze at as you like collapsing on the landscape that I see out the window!