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E 'in the rain ... that goes a bit' of attitude!

This is a period of rain , coming down which is a beauty! Vien so much rain that would come out of the Arno, so that for safety do not go on strike on railways. And luckily! You know that I feel uncomfortable because in this period have become commuter!? For heaven's sake, I'm with the strikers who do it for those few who want to deny rights to a poor worker and taxed too! But if not done selfishly am happier ..!
But back to rain.
Have you ever wondered if when it rains you can still be polite? Let me explain
(said the sheet out of the washing machine! Ahahahaha!) , six of them in the rain with your umbrella, is raining incessantly and you're going along the sidewalk is full of overflowing water air outlets. You must be careful not to soak your beautiful shoes, not to clash with other umbrellas, to keep away the head and purse, then you could phone rings, you're late to work, you still have a little 'way to go for reach your destination. pedestrian lights are ready to take the red , pedestrian traffic lights ... not exist, thou hast come down from the sidewalk and you have to jump in front of the lake (apparently spotted c'abbiano Lochness!) , plus the wind is whipping from right and left (not politically, at least!) and you're soaking like a kitten out of the house! But there's more! When cross
someone else in your same circumstances, you do? The kindness you do to understand it and then try to facilitate it, hoping to be reciprocated ... or there and beat your umbrella clash with each other while still trying to cavargli an eye??

this happens to me! Now I am a bit 'over the top ... in the sense that with my height I who are more easy to raise the umbrella to pass another bill and I am the rain other than gently moving, but even if they take advantage, who cares if I bath ! (Son was a little 'convoluted, but I hope to understand myself made, I'm writing with the excitement of the thing!) .

Not to mention that if there is a puddle in front of I do not favor the move, but "your death vita mea" and I touched the wet Chanell suede! Not to mention the machines, it seems to make a tender to invest with the 'wave dirty roads! And you poor thing all wet rails against them until the eighth generation!
Then finally stopped raining, but the danger is not over yet! The puddles are still popular, despite the umbrella is closed, you find yourself brake suddenly (with the risk of making a disastrous fall to the ground ... and further soaked!) because the guy in front of you is twirling his umbrella behind him like a schoolgirl, was not even Fred Astaire! Or as you walk the points in all directions, fires the right one, without thinking of the danger that you're doing to all the poor unfortunate people, but within 2 of your feet!
But I say, can you? But regardless of what you do with an instrument so dangerous, no?!
but my mother did not taught you anything? What was lost between currant aromas and ??
... Oh God, I can understand it though ..!

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Tarara!

Then, this summer is that there is " Tarara, got a fist dall'incosapevole creator and made ours.
Let me explain what it is. (also not to understand?)
A warm summer evening, but it comes immediately after June 21 (since the summer really began that day, before the weather was cold and rainy!) , a regular customer the room where we worked, full of Sanbuca (liquor ... not the patron saint of gay!) approaches the station and decides he wants to sing karaoke at all costs.
So far nothing new, is full of drunks who want to blow off steam at all costs!
course taken by the force of his unconsciousness, he decided to sing "crazy idea" (but I swear I would have been more plausible "Mad IKEA "!!!) Patty Pravo.
too far, so good ... also sing a little 'chewed and the belief to sing like Patty Pravo was fine.
But the catch was that, despite the words across the display, he was without his glasses and not to mention full of alcohol in the body and the character who is, get out here in these words:
"You guide ... Tarara ... hello! "
Where "Tarara" is to complete a sentence that we accidentally forgotten and the "hello" emphasizes that we realized and we realize that we messed ... Tarara! This
for us Drastik Queen has become our motto: "You guide ... .. hello !!!"! Tarara We
Our fact and we are exporting everywhere we go, continually changing meaning depending on the situation that we propina front ... Tarara!
Hello!

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Florence's train!

Then, a month or so I'm taking the train that goes to Florence (for those who understand "Via Firenze") and when I get up I can say that it is still empty (at 7.30 who want to take the train? I, no?) , so I sit down next to the window, I pull out the headphones and listen to the radio (lately I feel like Platinette, but a central piece of the trail the band greets me and I do not feel anything! Damn!) or previously uploaded my songs on my mobile phone multifunction (as I'm ahead!) .
So far so normal, right?! The beauty is now!

The rudeness of the people has reached extreme levels, I swear!
Then, when you sit next to someone, it is used to ask " is free, can I? ", it is obvious that it is free, and you can sit down, but kindness is always good to ask! Then if thou hast
Small bags full of handbags and do not know what, let's put on the grill immediately suitcase without taking up fifteen seats so as not to embarrass the poor man that only seeks a seat!
Also, if you do not like to sit near the window, I understand, but avoids looking up to heaven if someone asks you a chance to sit him at the window seat, especially if they opened the tablet PC and so davati for you and touches you disassemble everything to pass it, but you put yourself near the window so you will not break if you lower the bar (not the toilet ..!) mountains above us, and your PC! And what the heck!
But then, in addition to not ask Thee to sit down with you strabacchi elbows, infilandili in the kidneys of the other person, because thou hast to read your book sitting comfortably full advantage of the arms (also one half) ?! But blissful ignorance!
Obviously, you kind person you fold a bit 'more to your place, given that Trenitalia does not offer that much comfortable armchairs and large. But if you put that you're not just a broomstick, but slightly overflowing ... Goodness ..!
Never mind then the ringing of mobile phones with many different possible volumes "clubbers", but at least avoids the car to let everyone know your facts and disturbing others with your laughter, but sadness!
In summary, more than one train passengers, looks like a cattle car with free rein! But
poor girl (I'm talking about me ... had understood?) forced to travel on a train of terrible events ... Thank goodness every now and spend a few discreet man you can gaze at as you like collapsing on the landscape that I see out the window!

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Taxi drivers in Naples!

Then, for the uninitiated are here for job (not to disguise ..!) and are definitely in a hotel ... Fantastic, in the company of my colleagues. Everything else is quite normal and beautiful: Naples is a wonderful city!
Monuments, streets, castles, streets, churches, districts and especially the Neapolitans! But as amazing!
Oh, you do not pass on the strips and are very noisy, but they are trifles ... Taxi drivers are phenomenal, as we take a couple a day I can know something, they come with their cars with the seats "sealed" from PVC, with high and surpassing the radio in all directions. Are always attached to the horn and flashing even if they have nesun front, but they do it quietly, without disturbing too much to ask you the last meters of the life, death and wonders why you're here in this beautiful city!
What, you want more?

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Summary of a summer ... But Antonio is still hot!

It is true, yet it is not over even though we are already in the first week of September ... but the summer is now come to an end! Ahahahahaah! (... It seems that we enjoy ... mah!)
And what has brought me, in addition to its tremendous sweaty bra?? But taaante things, you know .. you know that curiosity killed the cat?? (poor beast, but that made you ill?)
Well, come, let's say I spent a summer full of fun and varied selection of events and people who have accompanied me all the time. An event that stands out for publicity stunt has been done on the road all summer and had its peak during the Friendly Versilia Night in Torre del Lago: the GA-Fi !
No, I'm not saying bad words, I would look ... then its word is not, eh!
The GA-Fi is a new energy drink, the name is actually an acronym which indicates the flowers guarana content, along with peach juice, orange, pineapple and passion fruit. It's not bad, even then pretty cool, if one wants with vodka is very good.
But the funny thing was to joke about it straight! We were at the kiosk of Priscilla Coffee them to the event, all dressed in full regalia and we would, so even low end, to attract people with the phrase a little 'shouted - "The want the 5-fi-ga ?????!!!!", € "Do you give to the fi-ga € 5, you want more ???!!" .
Oh, you know that we have sold the speakers?! A everybody, young, old, men (but a bit 'worried, they were still unprepared, and who was accompanied remained a bit 'worried ...) , women, gay (not just there for them ... then they realized that there was no danger!) , lesbian (those who are going crazy ... I wonder why ..?! Pure soccer we are available to play, mah!) short, everyone!

So for days yet torrid end of this summer, come to Priscilla Cafe Torre del Lago and ask for a Fi -GA, I tell them that I recommend it!
is the I know, advertising is ... but it's fun!
Type: "Have you ever tried it with pears??"
Ahahahaahhhaahah! (Me so 'stupid, guys!)

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advancing age ... or the belly?

Then I came to an end. I realized just now that you have put twice the opening dialogue of "Friends, accomplices, lovers, the movie!
It 's just old age looming! In a bit 'I begin to hear voices (eh? You have guessed?) , staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... staring at me over things, to repeat the same old four sentences ... (eh?? Yes I am shut up!) .

But 'nuff said Ciancio and bands (this joke is mine! If you've heard from other qualc'un is why I have copied the same, that is!) , back on track, go with the Mazzurco! (Oh then I'm quite aged!)
And if the belly forward, as I said in the title, just a corset and someone who pulls the strings! Why renounce the good things in life?! I already had to give up health ..!

But aside from anything you wanted him to say so 'tired, weak and co' nerves! I spent 'I'm a kick on his heels last month as I was by no mo', I seem to have made the Paris-Dakar ( or whatever you write, but just meant ... and who wants to understand in-tent, all others in a caravan!) , it seems to me that he had performed all the labors of Hercules ... I have overdone it?! But you know who weeps not Puppa! ;-)
way back to relax ... :-)

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Friends, accomplices, lovers ... Awesome!

Below is the monologue that is done by "Arnold" or Harvey Fierstein great American actor, in what I think is the most beautiful films of all time. The story you read on the title link, or otherwise if you look on google to find it. I recommend renting ... or download it if you do not find in any video store!
But it's so beautiful that the mere fact of having found the opening monologue, I am not in the wig ... that is restricted by washing? Boh! Meanwhile, enjoy this poem!
:-))

or I think my biggest problem is to be young and beautiful.
Hmmm ... is' a problem because they are neither young nor beautiful. Oh, I was beautiful and I was too young, but never the two together ... not so much if they have never noticed no.
You see, a psychologist friend of mine believes that this is the reason of the attraction on some army men subtly described as old and ugly, in my view underestimates my mignottaggine. It '... that a bad guy who goes after a nice guy and just remedy Rogne, but a person who flirts with a pretty bad guy, the money for the taxi at least remedy them!
I too have fallen in love with a pretty face, les jeux sont faits but when ... give me a toad with a pot of gold, and I assure you three meals a day, for treasure, so they are all toads when you turn off light. O abundance, or famine: it is the light that you have fear! It 's true: a good thing you enjoy it until she rises before dawn. (Gives a shot to the cigarette)
There is another species from which you have to be very large: the desperate. The desperate are divided into three broad categories: married, those passing through for the weekend, the hopelessly heterosexual. And those adventures are the worst. One
we ventured, his eyes wide open, knowing all the limitations, accepting them with great maturity. And patapumfete, you find yourself writing the headings of the broken hearts of tens or consult fortune tellers. And you go around asking "what happened to me?"
I'll tell you it happened: you got what you were looking for: someone who believes so much that they can handle a mature relationship is already desperate to start as a masochist who does enrich the publishers of horror novels just for the sake of read stuff that scares them.
Uhm .. What do you think ... wonderful, eh? (Holding up a scarf on his face). A little 'patience, work is still ongoing!
For those of you who have not already guessed, I am a transvestite ... or what's left. They are known by the name of Virginia Ham, as if to say "Virginia Prosciuttona" but there I had many of the names of battle: Me Allah puts it, Cucca Mi Lano, Chiara Seer, Deep Throat, Bang Bang La Desh ... Yes, I am a member of a species from extinction. When the Constitution to recognize gay equality, I and people like me we will get swept under the rug, just as blacks have done with Uncle Tom. But that's okay.
Hey, with this face and this voice what am I to worry? I can always do the longshoreman!
There are easier things in this world of craft in disguise ... but I have no other choice ... because ... as I try ... I can not walk without heels! (Laughter)
You know, once there was a guy named Charlie. Oh, did everything you could want for a relationship: he was very tall, beautiful, rich, dull. The deafness was the best. He never screamed with me, he never complained because they snore, had friends calm and quiet. I also learned something of the language signs. Oh, I remember someone: "cockroach", this is "fuck." Ah, this is my favorite. It means "I love you." And I really loved her, but "not" enough ".
You see, in my life I've slept with more men than it designates the Bible, Old and New Testament together. And never once a he said "Arnold, I love you" so sadly. So I ask myself: you care seriously? And in the end, the only honest answer I can give me is: Yes, I would like. I would like very much. But "no" enough. "

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I say about me ... and my group, of course!

then, is about the release of a photo shoot, a thesis, an exhibition about the Drag Queen ... of course they came looking for us!
:-) Or rather, she came for! Her name is Monica here, and prepare this thesis photographic exhibition on the Drag. We Drastik Queen, we're actors, and actors!
He asked us, as well Good evening ladies who like to pose, but something about us, and here's what I thought:

Once upon a time a group of drag queens ... beautiful, homemade, wood-grilled, as the wildest tales of our childhood ... where each was at his best if ... but are not spared to give even the worst, just ask! Drastik The Queen are a group of three wonders of nature, a shoal, a fat and a high, it's me ... Sheila De Rose, considered by itself, but also some major problems with careless eye, the more pussy the group ... seen as so beautiful ..! Where abundance and overflow nonsense decorated with art from every pore and every sequin sberluccicante adorning every inch of so much beauty! grimaces and smiles are my strong point! I love surrounding myself with unnecessary frills to offer me in my monochrome views of interpretation. Red, blue, pink, black, yellow are the colors of my wigs, my clothes, my make-up said "Bisazza" from my lovely co-workers and sisters, I would not have otherwise! I was born many years ago in cocomitanza with the discovery of life in the universe, it does not give us too old ... we speak of "ages" now ..! And they remain astonished at our ability to mitigate the unlikely and the inevitable. Moreover, we will not be Drag Queen if we were not smart and imaginative, strange and wonderful, intriguing and even mischievous, but always ready to spread the truth always have a black pencil in handbag ... along with everything else, of course! The Queen Drastik differ because of the diversity of their members: austere and beautiful, sensual, and the funny, cute and hilarious, it's us, in different ways, constantly changing and as someone said "unrecognizable even to those who do not know" ! With love-ato, Sheila De Rose.

What do you think? Too realistic? Misspelled? Errors? Many??
Bho! For now this is then I'll see if changing something ... or rewrite it all over again! The which is not unlikely!
If you want to see some photos, look on my maispeis ... the last of course!
Way, I put a!
:-)))